April Fools Headlines

Here are twelve headlines you will likely never see as a part of April Fools Day today (in no particular order):

1. Lotus Ready For Second Chance In Indycar Because They Did So Well The First Time

2. Tony George is CEO Once Again For Indycar 

3. Indycar Branching Out to New Markets, Will Race in Qatar in 2014

4. Milka Duno / Marty Roth to For Super Team In 2014

Marty Roth - Honda Indy 200
Milka and Marty at Mid-Ohio 2008 (Photo: Darrell Ingham)

5. Jay Penske Cleans Up His Act

6. Will Power Vows To Never Use Middle Fingers Again

7. The Milk for the 2013 Indy 500 Winner Will Be Skim Milk Due to Positive Health Gains That It Provides 

8. Fuzzy's Vodka Sponsors New Vodka Based Fuel

9. Left Without Options, Dale Coyne Himself Will Race in the 2013 Indy 500

10. Sebastien Bourdais Caught On Camera Laughing, Many Are In Disbelief 

11. Brian Barnhart Returns to College to Get a Degree in Meteorology

12. James Hinchcliffe Impeached From Mayor of Fictitious Town 

Happy April Fools Day!

-Matthew Hickey