You're An Indy Fan If...

You know you're an Indycar fan if.....
  • You're a citizen of Hinchtown. If you've been deported, that means you must be a Nascar fan
  • You've seen Turbo
  • You've never heard of *insert name here* from *F1/GP2/GP3* looking to drive in Indycar
  • You've been Locke Blocked by Glenn Locke
  • You know not to accept an invite to Nantucket from Jay Penske
  • Having a six month offseason is just natural
  • You roll your eyes at the select few individuals who construe every bit of Indycar news as 'a positive thing'
  • Is that Nigel Mansell talking? No, it's Jack Hawksworth!
  • If Josef Newgarden came up to you Incognito, you'd recognize him 
  • Everytime Bourdais touches a trophy, you close one eye and pray nothing breaks
  • Rrrrrrrrrrolling your R's rrrrrrrrrrreally rrrrrrrrrramps up the rrrrrrrevs in your rrrrrrrrrrracing spirit. Especially when you cheer for Oriol Servia
  • You know the context of the word "Wanker"
  • AJ Foyt says something offensive and you just shake it off
  • You remember all of the names Marty Reid makes up for people
  • Talking about Juan Pablo Montoya is quickly followed by a "Juan wonders (pronounced one) ___" or a jet dryer joke
  • Justin Wilson is taller than you (that should be just about everyone)
  • The smell of Ethanol makes you happy
  • You think aero kits are never going to happen
  • You laugh when people on Miller's Mailbag vigorously complain about everything. Not only that, but half of the people don't even ask a question
  • Seeing fans bitch about something is just natural and there's nothing anyone can do about it
  • You keep track of how long it is till the last Sunday in May
  • You're are made aware of the fact that Charlie Kimball has diabetes at least four times every race weekend
  • You punch someone in the face when they think Indycar and Nascar are the same
  • You know Ryan Briscoe's twin brother, Kevin
  • A certain AP Reporter grinds your gears every now and then
  • You tell people you've never been on Track Forum, but we know that's a lie
  • You stare at TK's nose in amazement, as to ask, "How does his helmet fit?"
  • Having Paul Page read you Green Eggs and Ham is on your bucket list
  • You never second guess yourself when you say the name Will Power
  • Driven is in your DVD collection, which apparently is now on Blu Ray
  • Tweeting at drivers is a part of the sport
  • You've asked Simon Pagenaud to say "Hukunah Matata bitches"
  • You know the difference between oversteer and understeer
  • The destruction of the Indycar Death Star is cause for celebration
  • You don't get that excited when Tomas Scheckter passes 10 cars on a restart because it is expected
  • The buildup to turn 3 at Toronto scares you
  • Your car and Takuma Sato's car have broken down the same amount of times
  • "I'M A HOODIE NINJA!!!!"
  • You cringe when you hear "Danica Patrick"
  • "Back Home Again In Indiana" is on your iPod
  • It's hard to like Jim Utter
  • Watching Nascar on road courses makes you laugh
  • You know what the acronyms TCGR, AA, and SPM stand for
  • Getting in debates over Indycar stuff on Twitter is common
  • Listening to AJ Foyt talk is entertaining
  • Cracking Milka jokes is all too easy
  • You call Graham Rahal 'babe'
  • Marco has ducked you while you try to get an autograph from him
  • You follow Indycar drivers and teams more than anyone else on twitter!
  • The video of Foyt slapping Luyendyk is in your favorites on YouTube
  • You have leaked info to IBJ at least five times
  • You have never sent a Christmas card to Brian Barnhart
  • The reason for your hospital visit was hitting your head on the mailbox upon receiving your blue envelope
  • Buying a Lotus car is out of the question for the immediate future
  • Being harassed by the Yellow Shirts at Indy no longer bothers you
  • You make a quick lap around your block and scream out "IT'S A NEWWWW TRACK REEEECORD." RIP Tom Carnegie
  • You love the great tradition of racing and all of its history!

Do you all have some other funny ones? Tweet them! I'd love to hear them! Thanks for reading!