Mark Miles is wishing for Indycar fans would stop writing him disgruntled letters.
Justin Wilson is wishing for an open-wheel car he can actually fit in.
Jay Penske is wishing for a yacht so he can be allowed back into Nantucket.
Scott Dixon is wishing for a free paintball shot at Tim Cindric without a shirt on.
Sebastien Bourdais is wishing for a new trophy to replace the broken one he got at Toronto.
Marco Andretti is wishing for a way to break a natural smile at least once next season.
Chip Ganassi is wishing for the strength of balance so he doesn't fall off the pit wall in 2014.
Tony Kanaan is wishing he could grow hair like Dario Franchitti.
Sebastian Saavedra is wishing he would have more natural ways to flick people off on a daily basis.
Will Power is wishing Paul Page would use the word "wanker" in 2014.
Josef Newgarden is wishing for ways to bring the mullet back and make it stylish.
James Hinchcliffe is wishing people would stop hitting on his girlfriend. That means you Brett Michaels.
Mike Hull is wishing Chip Ganassi had a Twitter.
Townsend Bell is wishing fedoras were actually in-style.
James Jakes is wishing to walk up the steps in his house rather than being contractually obligated to use an Acorn Stairlift to get up the stairs.
Pippa Mann is wishing for a personalized autograph from the Incredible Hulk.
Simon Pagenaud is wishing he would stop spilling his macchiato.
Mike Conway is wishing taking a shot of Fuzzy's everyday wasn't written into his contract.
Takuma Sato is wishing he would stop having to act like a Texan.
Simona de Silvestro is wishing environmental nutjobs would quit harassing her about Nuclear Energy.
Conor Daly is wishing for Taylor Swift.
Oriol Servia is wishing to be casted as the next Scooby Doo.
Katherine Legge is wishing for a boxing match against Jay Penske.
Ed Carpenter is wishing for more ovals.
Indycar Fans are wishing it was March!!
Did I miss any wishes?! Let me know what you think!